Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What shape has a knighthood?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How do lawyers say goodbye?