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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

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Why is summer always sad?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

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What's a pastor's favorite city?

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Why is a computer so smart?

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