What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is blue and not heavy?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?