When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
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What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
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