Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's E.T. short for?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?