Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do little fish love to play with?