Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How do hurricanes see?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?