How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do ants go to eat?
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