How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
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