How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
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Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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What's a decade's favorite sport?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do Scottish toads play?
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What do you call a stationary flamingo?
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