Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?