What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

How do trees get access to the internet?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?