Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why don't ants get sick?