What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

I used to be addicted to not showering.