What does an escalator say when it stops working?

A book just fell on my head.

What is blue and not heavy?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?