Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How do fleas travel?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?