What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why are books always so angry?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What season begins with a thud?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?