What animal should you never play poker with?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What school subject really rocks?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?