Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are books always so angry?

What's the most determined bird?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?