Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What type of birds stay together forever?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?