What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which celebrity always frowns?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?