Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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