What do you call bears with no ears?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What color are all the books in the library?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why are baseball games at night?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's the politest month?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?