What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

How does a squid go into battle?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the politest month?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What is the color of the wind?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which insect makes the best father?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?