Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?