What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What birds make average students?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why are baseball games at night?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?