Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are baseball games at night?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?