What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?