What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Which music festival was full of lumber?