My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?