What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?