What do ducks have for lunch?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the body of water think so much?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Families are like fudge.