What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the computer run out of money?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?