What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How did the toad die?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?