Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a henway?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does a panda ghost say?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
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