Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
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What do you call bears with no ears?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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