What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
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Where do kittens go to school?
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What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do all the planets get along?
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