What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
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