What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do cows wear bells?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are grandkids so great?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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