What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What is the definition of Robin?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the cow afraid?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do cows like to dance to?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
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