What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why do bees buzz?

What do you call a sad latte?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?