Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?