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What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?