My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?