Why do vampires always look sick?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call a small mom?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?