How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is money so stubborn?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why are skeletons so calm?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?