What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Do dads always snore?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Where does a camper keep his money?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?