What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
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Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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