What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What is a table you can eat?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's the slowest 5k?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?