What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
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