Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is blue and not heavy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
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