What do you call an exploding monkey?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How are mountains able to see?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?