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What dog wears contact lenses?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

I broke my finger!

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

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Why are cowboys always religious?

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?