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How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

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Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

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