What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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