Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Which fly makes films?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

How do you make a bandstand?

OK, that's enough fish puns.