What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How do fireflies start a race?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.