Why does the orange always lose in races?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Do dads always snore?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?