What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?