Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?