What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?