What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?