Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How does dinner smell?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

How do you get straight A's?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?