Can February March?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?