What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the school bully have for lunch?