What did the paper say to the pencil?
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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
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What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
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