Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?