What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why do librarians never make plans?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?