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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Which cats love to be petted?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?