What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
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Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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