What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
What's the coldest vegetable?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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