Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where do books sleep?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?