What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the richest basketball team?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
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