What game does chlorine never lose?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

How do you make a cow float?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Which plant has the best roar?