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Why do golfers hate cake?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

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What famous scientist will try anything?

How do bears keep cool?

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