Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

When do mice play every day?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?