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When should you start writing a book?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?