What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

How do fireflies start a race?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why do kittens know so much about church?