What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a short cow?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?