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Grimace™.
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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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