What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
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