What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the foal cough?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.