What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
When does a horse talk?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
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