What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
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