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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?