Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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