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They only have one tail!
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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
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