Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why do cows go to New York?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What fish sings the best?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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