Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How was the wedding?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
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