What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?