Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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