Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which fly makes films?
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