What day of the week do chickens hide?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Which bug is related to you?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why was the dog so popular?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?