Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are skeletons so calm?