What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?