Why don't ostriches fly ?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?