How do dog catchers get paid?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?