Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which tree can't stop crying?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Who is a house's favorite band?