Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

That bird won't stop squawking.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What animal loves a baseball game?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What animal floats best?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?