Why was the dog overweight?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do trees try new things so often?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?