What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
What's the politest month?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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