Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?