What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did electricity win the race?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the cow cross the road?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?