Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which insect makes the best father?