Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What's the friendliest pen?