Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Where does breakfast live?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

How do billboards talk?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?