How are mountains able to see?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why do cows wear bells?