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What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why is grass so dangerous?

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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What are you studying in math?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?