Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do bees chew?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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