Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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Why should you not pamper a cow?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
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