Why did the turkey cross the road?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?