What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?