What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What did autumn say to summer?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?