Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Surprise!!!!
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
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