Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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