What animal has the worst mood swings?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?