What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which singer could always break a five?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?