Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?