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Who invented fractions?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the confused bee say?