Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Which insect is the smartest?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?