What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?