How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
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