Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why do cats love to work?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?