What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?