Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.