Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How does a taco bless the table?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
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