What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?