Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
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