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At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
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What's the friendliest pen?
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Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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