Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?