What do you call a tired tree?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why don't ants get sick?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is a cow's dream job?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why was the cat so small?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?