Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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