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Which tree can't stop crying?

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Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

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What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

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What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

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