What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where do termites go camping?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?