What do you call a cow in a tornado?

How does a penguin build its house?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?