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What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

This candy bar is a real home run.

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?