What do you call a small mom?

Which relative loves rice?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Board Game With A Twist

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?