What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?