What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do teachers do during summer break?