What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

When do astronauts eat?