What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which state has the best streets?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What famous scientist will try anything?