What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?