A book just fell on my head.

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why are maps such great therapists?