What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Where does breakfast live?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?