Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
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