What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?