Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why was the mime upset?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How does a cow do math?
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