Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did electricity win the race?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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