What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What does the sun drink out of?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?