Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What is another name for a cow?